Date: 2008-05-15 14:26 Subject: FAIL Security: Public Location: work Mood: sad Music: jenny was a friend of mine -the killers Tags: jesus fucking christ

This is my day.

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Date: 2008-05-15 10:50 Subject: My mom sent me this... it's helping me remember. Security: Public

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your tofu.
3. Pavlina has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You wont answer the phone because you know it will only end badly.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation for batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The drug bottles are empty and you bought them
yesterday last week.

And she thinks... WTF! Who too my #8? Where the F*ck is my #8. Oh... Chocolate. munch munch munch.

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Date: 2008-05-14 19:45 Subject: Marital Chart Security: Public

This is just the first page.

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Date: 2008-05-13 12:31 Subject: This must have taken two or three minutes to make... Security: Public Location: homeless Mood: impressed Tags: amazing, animation, graffiti, paint

http://www.blublu.org/sito/video/muto.htm

OMG.

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Date: 2008-05-12 10:35 Subject: The swings Security: Public Location: workish Mood: devious Music: I wish. I can't find my headphones. Tags: jackson, spooky, vid

I find this disturbing in a wonderful way. It will be part of my video project when I get a chance to finish it. I have another angle on this but this shot was better. What do you guys think/feel when you see it?

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Date: 2008-05-11 17:45 Subject: Images meant to disturb. Security: Public Tags: awesome, cthulhu, edward gorey, images, insanity, madness, photoshop, ray caesar, victorian

Edward Gorey + Victorian + Cthulhu = Ray Caesar

If you haven't seen his images, and the three things above interest you, you should click, not tab open, this website.
( example )

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Date: 2008-05-09 21:43 Subject: hot green gum trash can Security: Public

For whatever reason, this image has gotten a lot of hits. It probably wont help that I'm blogging it now.

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Date: 2008-05-07 10:36 Subject: dogwood flowers in the wind Security: Public

I'm not sure why I'm blogging this except that I feel a bit like these flowers. I see other flowers flowing and moving and I follow along and swing. At the end everything gets twisted around 'and I don't know who or what I am.' (bonus points for reference).

I want to thank everyone who has ever helped me. I appreciate it.


the breeze blows the spring
dogwood flowers in the wind
I sigh and turn

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Date: 2008-05-05 09:39 Subject: My wife is beautiful Security: Public

So many ways, there's little words can do to express it. I hope you know all the things that make us such a good couple and how our family grows with our love. Every new adventure, every turn and twist in our story, only makes it more worthwhile.

In short, I love you with all my heart.

Oh, and I have no blood in my head.


XOXOXOX
>HEHX<

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Date: 2008-04-28 16:02 Subject: Pee Pee Security: Public Tags: "pee pee", daddy, depression, jackson, waking up

This morning while I was trying to wake up to a particularly Grey Day... my 2.5 yr old son Jackson decided that the best way to help Daddy would be to climb on top of his head and then shout "I pee pee on Daddy. I PEE PEE ON DADDY!!" He then started rubbing his crotch on my head. Yes, I hope this account never gets deleted because your girlfriend in high school, your wife and your children will all read that you tried to wake your father up by rubbing your groin on his face yelling "PEE PEE!!"

Of course I was unable to move him. Partially due to an inability to breathe and partially because I'm hyper-ventilating from laughter. Then he starts making this "PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" noise while humping my face. Oh the humanity.

I love you Jackson. Please please please don't pee pee on daddy.

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Date: 2008-04-21 12:03 Subject: Another interesting flickr hit. Security: Public

http://bestwellnessconsultant.com/

About halfway down is a clock set to eight. Credit is underneath. Neat!

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Date: 2008-04-18 18:25 Subject: primed engine Security: Public

This image is for Patrick. Enjoy.

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Date: 2008-04-18 14:54 Subject: OMG, but I want it now!! Security: Public Tags: computers, manipulation, music, programs

Simply amazing. If you do ANYTHING with music, you need this. yesterday.

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Date: 2008-04-15 14:58 Subject: My first PDF game. Security: Public

http://www.deathstar.org/~jklewis/Game.pdf

Enjoy. Um... you're going to have to infer some of the rules. I think I was 5.

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Date: 2008-04-14 11:48 Subject: Do you have free will? Maybe not. Security: Public Tags: brain, conciousness, free will, mind

I've always held that there was no free will and that it was an illusion of the brain.

"Your decisions are strongly prepared by brain activity. By the time consciousness kicks in, most of the work has already been done,"

http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/04/mind_decision

This article backs up my theory.

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Date: 2008-04-14 10:46 Subject: Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Stong Bad Security: Public

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/32714.html

OMG. I'm SOOOOOO buying a Wii. Sorry Allison, divorce papers are in the mail. :-(

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Date: 2008-04-13 22:11 Subject: dogwood flowers in the wind Security: Public

Is this a haiku?

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Date: 2008-04-12 19:03 Subject: So I was looking at my VS catalogue Security: Public Tags: nsfw

NSFW.

And I found this floating in the water. Scanned by my lovely and talented wife.
http://excess-and-oohs.livejournal.com/274247.html

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Date: 2008-04-07 15:38 Subject: i hate the propaganda! Security: Public

Just make sure everyone knows. Everyone! It's important that we get the message out. Propaganda is evil! Chant it in the streets "i hate the propaganda! i hate the propaganda!" Make signs, call radio shows, send editorials to papers, take out ad space if you have to!! This is important people!! EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW!!

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Date: 2008-04-07 10:16 Subject: What do I really want to say? Security: Public

Gaia is a game where you make a character and play around in the flash based virtual environment. I clicked it when the ad looked like someone's avatar from LJ. Merde? So I joined because I like these types of environments and I'm always curious how the social systems evolve or devolve based on the rules of the virtual world. This world seemed pretty cookie cutter. Customize your avatar. Walk around and talk with people. Pay money and get cooler clothing and look different. As I wandered around I noticed lots of female avatars. LOTS of them. Apparently this is cyber make out central. What I didn't realize was the age.

Most of the people are below 19.

The person I was talking to was shocked I was 40. Ok, so past the shock of that I was shocked that she was 15. Which was probably not her real age. She was probably 13. or 12. And she wanted to find a private place to ... cyber make out. This weirded me out. I'm still weirded out. My cute little character on the screen looked happy and seemed friendly but who knows who is behind the curtain? I was honest and told my real age... but that didn't make a difference.

So lesson learned. Don't play on the playground and remember that my kid will be playing in the virtual kissing sandbox before he gets to the real thing.

Check.

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